Ten Things

Ten things I've done that I bet most of the people on my friends list haven't:

Made a 16mm clay-animated monster movie.
Played the severed head in a production of Pippin.
Built a life-size model skeleton from scratch.
Ran a carbon-arc follow spot.
Got my high school yearbook signed by Anne McCaffrey.
Produced a radio interview with a tree.
Wrote "Why Usenet is Like a Penis."
Talked a friend into wearing a carnivorous-plant costume.
Helped to build the world's fastest computer.
Had Sean Astin ask for my autograph.

Not included: wrote a novel, got nominated for a Hugo, square-danced naked, used 8" floppies. Too common.