Action Figure Me(me)

Ganked from tinaconnolly: the Me As An Action Figure Meme!

The davidlevine action figure comes with three fabulous outfits!

• Winter: blue jeans, leather jacket, black hat, flannel shirt, t-shirt with humorous slogan *
• Spring/Fall: blue jeans, long-sleeve button-down shirt, t-shirt with humorous slogan *
• Summer: blue jeans, polo shirt with high-tech corporate logo

He has the following cool accessories to disappear down the heating vent five minutes after you open the box!

• Apple Mac iBook™ **
• Palm Treo™
• Vicious Red Critiquing Pen™

Pull his string and he talks! And talks! And talks!

• "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK!"
• "Leave no tern unstoned!"
• "It's just this little chromium switch here!"
• "Are you sure you don't have any midget nuns?"
• ...and 7.9 billion other puns, jokes, and pop culture references

He has special action features!

• Flexing Muscle Arms™ ***
• Pensive Furrowing Brow™
• Wacky Cross-Eye Action™
• Cries Real Tears™ ****

Get yours today!

* not actually visible
** 17 other computers sold separately
*** Masculine Hairy Chest™ on deluxe model only
**** Sympathetic Counselor™ sold separately