Google/needs meme

[davidlevine]

(Okay, two memes in one day, clearly my brain is collapsing.) How it works: Google the phrase "[name] needs", and post the first ten results. Gacked from bibliofile.

Dirty David needs a wash
David needs our support
How was your career shaped by David's needs?
David needs prayers
David needs your help!!!!!
Why did family not advocate for David's needs?
David needs to roar with pride
David needs to be able to do this work independently
We discovered that the David needs dusting often
What David needs most is support from a stable and harmonious family

Comments

[jaylake.livejournal.com]

Ya know, I just ran that for myself and it was weird...

[safewrite.livejournal.com]

Roar with pride, man, Then dust yourself off! *grin*

When I did mine I thought the sources were the funniest part, so I included them.

[nnaloh.livejournal.com]

See, with a name like Nalo, I do that and I get nuttin. Closest I got was "the Nalo tribe was in need of a nun." Which is probably going to make me giggle all day.

[davidlevine]

And what the heck would your tribe do with a nun if they had one?

[nnaloh.livejournal.com]

Good question. Comedy hour? Visit temptation upon? Play Pinochle? (I would suggest, "dinner," but that would be Bad.)

[davidlevine]

...well, don't leave us in suspense!

(And what is that in your userpic, a bullwhip?)

[jaylake.livejournal.com]

"Jay simply doesn't have the talent" was nice...

It's not a bullwhip, it's a graffito from where Arthur street bends next to Naito to then dump onto the Ross Island Bridge...right along that west-facing abutment more or less behind the 7-11. I took a photo of it the other day and then blasted out most of the color. I think's a terrific "growler face".

Come by Future Dreams around 6 tomorrow if you're free. You can laugh at me and Ken and Other David, and the Child will be there.

[davidlevine]

"Jay simply doesn't have the talent" was nice...

Did you specify "Jay needs" in quotes? I did and I got these as my first 10 hits:

Jay Needs Snow
Jay Needs to Sharpen His Sarcasm
Big Jay needs your votes for Mascot
Jay needs a home where he is the only child or the other siblings are male
Jay needs more information on filter strips and how effective they would be on
his farm
Jay needs advice
i think jay needs to dump maia because maia is such a cow and jay and norman belong togetha
Looks Like Jay Needs Help!
Jay needs a project chair
Jay - Needs people for his Community Service Day committee!

Come by Future Dreams around 6 tomorrow if you're free. You can laugh at me and Ken and Other David, and the Child will be there.

Alas, we'll be at the theatre. Have fun!

[jaylake.livejournal.com]

Ah, I forgot to use the "quotes"

[chromatomancer.livejournal.com]

Hahaha -- that is FUNNY. Both David's initial post and the follow-up from the people I don't know -- though I suspect I do know who Nalo is, since this is a sci-fi community kind of blog.
~~Francesca Myman

Good PR

[andrine.livejournal.com]

I must be doing my marketing because three of the first 5 hits were my own website. The rest were uninteresting. This is what comes of having an unusual name, I guess.

Re: Good PR

[andrine.livejournal.com]

In fact, when I do it with the quotes the results are:

Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.
Andrine needs to choose one.

What is the universe saying about poly issues here...

Re: Good PR

[davidlevine]

*snork*