Dogfighting scandal

[davidlevine]

Apropos recent revelations in the media, I can only say that kateyule will be standing beside me at a teary press conference at 11am PST today.

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[ccfinlay.livejournal.com]

But will she be wearing the same outfit she wore on another occassion (http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2008/03/silda_spitzer_same_outfit_in_h.html)?

Because, you know, that would be gauche.

(And thanks to burger_eater for outraging me with that link.)

[shsilver.livejournal.com]

You sick bastard, you. I just hope it was $35 well spent.

[davidlevine]

It was the $56 from Year's Best that pushed me over the edge into a life of crime and debauchery.

[kate-schaefer.livejournal.com]

As I type, 11 AM is fast approaching. Will kateyule really stand beside you? And if she does, will she make rabbit ears behind your back?

[davidlevine]

(Actually, she's at the gym right now. Won't she be surprised when she gets back!)

[kateyule.livejournal.com]

David cunningly failed to notice that we are on Daylight Saving Time now, and 11:00 PST was in fact half an hour before he posted that statement.

It's all happening too fast for me. I don't know what to say. Is there a spin doctor in the house?

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

I'm ashamed. Deeply disappointed.

And wondering when I can turn to a sweet, delicious life of debauchery with the rest of you... ;)

[davidlevine]

I'm available for debauchery at any time...

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

I just need some of those sweet short fiction dollar billz to start rolling in... ;)

[voidampersand.livejournal.com]

Don't even think you can cash in on the sordid story. They can't stop you from publishing it, but I am sure all the proceeds will be going to restitution.

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

Is that "restitution" or "prostitution"?

[voidampersand.livejournal.com]

That's a good question. I was thinking restitution, because I'm not sure he has the constitution for prostitution. He might end up in destitution, or in an institution.

[karindira.livejournal.com]

Whoever that is, he's hilarious.

[davidlevine]

pats_quinade is my Clarion classmate Patrick Weekes. And yes, he's hilarious.

[e-bourne.livejournal.com]

Oh, the humanity!

[fishbliss.livejournal.com]

It's not the hookers that make it a federal case, it's paying for the train ticket.
Good information to know.

[avocadovpx.livejournal.com]

I was really hoping for food afterwards. Gyoza, maybe some red bean paste ice cream, that sort of thing.