Zombie meme!!!

[davidlevine]

You are in a mall when the zombies attack. You have:

1. one weapon.
2. one song blasting on the speakers.
3. one famous person to fight alongside you.

* Weapon can be real or fictional; you may assume endless ammo if applicable. Person can be real or fictional.

Weapon: The BFG 10000 from Quake III. Best. Weapon. Evar.
Song: "Bat out of Hell" by Meatloaf. Nothing rocks more.
Person: Harrison Ford as... oh, I'm not sure. Han's more ruthless but Indy's more indestructible. Maybe Super President from Air Force One, who is both ruthless and indestructible plus, as a special added bonus, can call in a nuclear strike, just in case.

Comments

[tltrent.livejournal.com]

Awesome. :)

[holyoutlaw.livejournal.com]

You win.

[newroticgirl.livejournal.com]

My song would be "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts".

Because if I can't kill the zombies with weaponry, I sure as hell can kill them with music. :D

This is why I'm an editor, not a writer.

[allanh.livejournal.com]

I actually would have pegged you for a Ripley kind of guy. If she can kick Alien ass in three (four?) movies, she should be able to toss off zombie disposal with one hand.

I definitely could have worded the last part of that sentence better.

Re: This is why I'm an editor, not a writer.

[davidlevine]

I do love Ripley, but I'd rather have Indiana Jones at my back in a fight. He cheats.

And yes, that was a run-on, but it's in the appropriate register for the context (a LiveJournal meme).

[bluetyson.livejournal.com]

1. Tactical nuclear device (no-one will miss the USA, will they, given it is a mall that is taken over?) :)
2. The Final Countdown
3. Lila Cheney, intergalactic teleporter with carrying capacity (or, bye-bye, you zombies, too)

[andrine.livejournal.com]

1. Flame/Napalm Thrower
2. Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton
3. Iron Man

[apparentparadox]

I don't know these things myself, but I consulted an expert, and he said:

1. The Fruit Fucker 2000 I believe had a zombie-apocalypse setting.
2. "Zombie Nation" would be appropriate
3. Shawn from Shawn of the Dead. No, he wasn't a good zombie killer, but he did make it fun.