Biscuit Lands Head for Logging

[davidlevine]

The above phrase was the top headline in this morning's Oregonian. If you aren't from Oregon or Washington, I'd be interested in your best guess as to what it might mean.

Comments

[joshenglish.livejournal.com]

This is terrible news. Our biscuit trees are a natural resource necessary for breakfasts all over the northwest. Where are we going to get our buscuits from now?

(Being an Oregonian, I thought I'd jump in with an other worst answer.)